2001:

The Creature in the Bathroom

It appeared inside the bathroom,
At half past ten.
It ate up all the tissues,
Some towels now and then.

It started to flush the toilet,
and made it overflow.
“How dare you,” I said,
“Now you must go.”

The creature didn’t listen,
And did not want to leave.
But I think he really had,
Another trick up his sleeve.

Then he pulled another trick,
As I knew he would do.
He souldn’t have done it,
He locked me in the lou.