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December 14, 2007
m&m's
Mood:  cool
Now Playing: no soul - say anything
Topic: food

a few days ago, i finally came into conclusion of publishing the website i have been thinking about for a few months now.

so far so good, i've been adding stuff since yesterday, and i made sure to create a blog, because it will suit the purpose i mainly had for the website - my out-there thoughts.

you'll be showered in good feelings as long as you think about what i have to say. if you just read it and expect something, you're wasting your time.

 


a few days ago, i remembered about the m&m story fletch wrote. i thought it was the most hilarious thing a while ago. around halloween, paige got the mini-m&m's for lunch, you know, the ones in the stupid tube with the flip top. yeah. so i was like "oh, guys, i have a story!" and began to explain what i briefly remembered. i said something along the lines of fighting m&m's, and seeing the strongest one, and completely screwed the story up, we weren't fighting our m&m's correctly. and i apologize poor specimens of food.

"Don't worry Trum, I'll help you out I'll share with you my secret to leveling and not dying. The first step to proper leveling is proper nutrition."

 

"Whenever I get a package of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies, I put them between my thumb and forefinger and apply pressure. I squeeze them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red ones are tougher. The newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack food world."

 

"When I reach the end of the pack, I'm left with one M&M. This M&M is the strongest of the herd. Since it makes no sense to eat this M&M, I store it in a safe place. When my next tournament yields another champion, I breed the two strongest M&Ms and create a whole line of genetically superior M&Ms. I then eat these new, super M&Ms and become almost invincible in Tibia."

 

"I hope this helps you out buddy! This routine has never, ever let me down. Enjoy your new success and levels!"

 

for three days i've been looking for a cheap bag of m&m's and my mother came across a 56 ounce bag at costco for like, eight bucks.

current status of the contenders: mingling

favorite m&m: brown 

 

thank you fletch, for always being hilarious. 


Posted by carolineandmind at 7:33 PM EST
Updated: December 21, 2007 8:39 PM EST
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December 14, 2007 - 8:51 PM EST

Name: "Casper"
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Whaha ur a genious caroline! =D

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